Here is the video of Lady GaGa’s Judas!

And now for my thoughts which will be enumerated:

1. It is not the typical over-the-top video from Lady GaGa that many would expect.

2. The dance sequence that she showed off in her Ellen appearance does show up in the video.

3. Oh wow. GaGa pulled a trick with that golden gun of hers. Which is of course not a gun but rather a lipstick.

4. What the hell? That abrupt cut in the action was lame and poorly executed.

5. Jesus, with corn rows and crown thorns, looks like a badass. That is what you call an epitome of a badass.

6. So did GaGa suddenly emote because she used up the ‘lipstick ammunition’ of her gun? Answer me please.

7. Oh so there is a religious reference going on here with the ‘washing of the feet’ scene.

8. What is that liquid that Judas poured in to GaGa’s lovely ass? If it is just water, I am disappointed.

9. Hurray for GaGa getting stoned! Why? That dress of hers is absolutely atrocious.

10. I do not exactly know what kind of shoes were those worn by GaGa in that last scene. My intuition says “doll shoes” but they do look like “clown shoes” as well.

11. If there would be a disclaimer for this video, it can be this: NO MADONNA REFERENCES WERE USED IN THIS VIDEO. SATISFIED?